In this life I am a Woman.
In the next life, I'd like to come back
as a Bear.
When you're a bear, You get to hibernate
You do nothing but sleep
for SIX months.
I could deal with that!
Before you hibernate,
You're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that.
When you are a girl bear,
You birth your children
(who are the size of walnuts?)
While you are sleeping you
wake to partially grown, cute, Cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear,
Everyone knows your business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs
If your cubs get out of line,
You swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If your a bear,
Your mate EXPECTS you to Wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you have
hairy legs and excess body fat.
YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR!!!!!!!
good stuff Sherry...love it.
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ReplyDeleteI think I thought I was a bear now, I already do all of that stuff (well almost, no walnut children).
ReplyDeleteI love this. I want to be a bear too!
ReplyDeleteSounds good to me too. Love it
ReplyDeleteI am with you Sherry. Shannon used this one Mother's Day for Relief Society tied to packages of gummy or cinnamon bears. It was a big hit.
ReplyDeleteI think we should start a group, "the wanna-be-bear club. Our poor husbands would die.
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