Monday, February 9, 2009

GONNA BE A BEAR!!!

In this life I am a Woman.

In the next life, I'd like to come back

as a Bear.


When you're a bear, You get to hibernate


You do nothing but sleep


for SIX months.


I could deal with that!


Before you hibernate,

You're supposed to eat yourself stupid.

I could deal with that.


When you are a girl bear,

You birth your children

(who are the size of walnuts?)

While you are sleeping you

wake to partially grown, cute, Cuddly cubs.

I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear,
Everyone knows your business.

You swat anyone who bothers your cubs

If your cubs get out of line,

You swat them too.

I could deal with that.




If your a bear,

Your mate EXPECTS you to Wake up growling.




He EXPECTS that you have

hairy legs and excess body fat.



YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR!!!!!!!

7 comments:

  1. I think I thought I was a bear now, I already do all of that stuff (well almost, no walnut children).

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  2. I love this. I want to be a bear too!

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  3. I am with you Sherry. Shannon used this one Mother's Day for Relief Society tied to packages of gummy or cinnamon bears. It was a big hit.

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  4. I think we should start a group, "the wanna-be-bear club. Our poor husbands would die.

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